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Rebel Status: George W. Bush

Presidents are elected to serve the American people, former President Bush kinda did that I guess... that one time... you know... remember... when he... look a bird! Okay! He totally sucked eggs as president, but he was a rebel nonetheless. He didn't serve the people, he only looked out for numero uno, brushing off all the responsibility of the whole "president thang". W. did what he wanted when he wanted with no care for laws & junk.

I'm sure conversations in the oval office went a little something to this effect: "Sir, shouldn't we be looking for Osama Bin Laden?" "Nah, there's a Ranger's game on right now, hehe, now leave me alone, oooh pretzels..."

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Rebel Status: Dora the Explorer

Dora the Explorer is the most rebellious tween ever because she is constantly questioning everything. EVERYTHING! Don't let her cute yellow socks fool you, this Spanglish-speaking little girl is authority's worst nightmare.

She cannot go 3 minutes without asking some type of question. If everyone followed her inquisitive and passionate curiosity maybe we wouldn't be stuck in Iraq, or maybe the Patriot Act wouldn't have passed oh so freely (like juicy wet burrito diarrhea). Check out others who have achieved Rebel Status!

Rebel Status: Lucifer

This dark angel was exiled from Heaven after challenging God Himself to war. If that's not a rebel than I don't know what is. Lucifer, even after losing the war and befallen into a dark pit, was a very prideful person and a man of principle. He wasn't a fan of the whole "ignorance is bliss" thing and refused to blindly follow authority. For that reason he had many other angels who followed him down to his descent.

After being fallen, Lucifer renamed himself Satan (maybe to reshape his image) and as Satan (in serpent form) persuaded Eve into tempting Adam to question God, (thus casting them out) just as he did in the past. This guy knows that persistence is key. Check out others who have achieved Rebel Status!

Rebel Status: Giant Pandas

Yes, giant pandas. These guys relish in flipping Mother Nature off. Giant pandas are carnivores (meat eaters) but their diet is solely herbivorous (plant) consisting almost exclusively of bamboo. They freely choose to eat that stale-dry-nasty-jank bamboo instead of some sweet succulent meaty meat.

Pandas' digestive systems are still formed to that of a carnivore, this causes them to become derived of essential nutrition and protein. That's why whenever you see a panda at the zoo and he's just chilling there nodding off... he's (bamboo) sticking it to the man... and pooping on himself. Check out others who have achieved Rebel Status!

Rebel Status: America

America (of the North variety) is a nation of rebels, the founding fathers wanted it no other way. Breaking free from religious and philosophical oppression those powder wig-headed rebels high-tailed it out of crusty old man country (Britain) cruising off on their motorcycles with their middle fingers ablaze and created their own country.

Even the metric system just wasn't cool enough for America (even though it is the standard of measurement in EVERY other single country except for 2 other counties; Myanmar and Liberia). America excels in ethic diversity, religious tolerance, and prepackaged foodstuffs, the rest of the world watches in secret envy. Check out others who have achieved Rebel Status!

Favorite South Park Episodes

Got some spare time? If so, check these episodes out at southparkstudios.com. All classic and undoubtedly my favorites:

Scott Tenorman Must Die
Episode 501 (Original Air Date: Jul 11, 2001)
"Cartman goes medieval on Scott Tenorman's ass when ginger-haired Scott tricks our supple hero into buying his pubic hair for $16.12." -southparkstudios.com

Cartman Sucks
Episode 1102 (Original Air Date: Mar 14, 2007)
"Butters has to go to a special camp where they "pray the gay away."" -southparkstudios.com

All About the Mormons?
Episode 712 (Original Air Date: Nov 19, 2003)
"A Mormon kid moves to South Park and Stan has to kick his ass. But when Stan and his dad meet their new Mormon neighbors, they become fascinated with how genuinely nice they are." -southparkstudios.com

Lil' Crime Stoppers
Episode 706 (Original Air Date: Apr 23, 2003)
"When Stan and Kyle feel that their play time no longer has any meaning, they decide to become pretend Police Detectives in order to make a difference." -southparkstudios.com

Christian Rock Hard

Episode 709 (Original Air Date: Oct 29, 2003)
"Cartman, Butters and Token rocket to the top of the Christian rock charts with their own messages of faith." -southparkstudios.com